catrapurrs:

UM I AM LEGITIMATELY TERRIFIED SCOOB

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clash-the-trash:

thebiologyofpurpose:

1975… imagine being the first kraftwerk bitch in düsseldorf to like get your hair done like hair trimmed eyebrows done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the kling klang or whatever german people have and everyone dropped their home computers and was shookedt? like everyone making beeping noises was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal linoleum floors in your wantmylook.com white leather shoes like your life depended on it… yes god

I didn’t know I wanted to be a Kraftwerk bitch

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just-shower-thoughts:

Having the ability to stop time also gives you the power to teleport

stargate365:

Originally posted by cheyennehorizon

• Previously on SG1; We unfronze and ancient woman and everybody almost died. As a consequence, Jack got snaked. For good reason.
• Why are we always running in forests at night? I feel like this is a theme.
• Who’s the girl? Snake? A Tok’ra?
• Whelp… not a Tok’ra anymore, that snake done gone and jumped ship.
• …Jack????!!!
• Now Mr.Tok’ra, I expect an explanation on why Jack is not safe at home!!
• Sam is Not Happy with you Mr. Counselor. Niether am I. How do you loose a person?
• Jack is so very, very confused. He has no idea what is going on and isn’t a Tok’ra.
• Ba’al is such a grumpypants.
• Ffs Mr.Counselman, you are a dickhead and everybody knows it.
• “Hi Jack.” Ohmygod, it’s Daniel. “I leave, and look at the mess you get yourself into.”
  
• “It’s a shame you’re a delusion.”
  
• “You’re not imagining this.” “I just tossed my shoe through you.”
  
• Jack is having a hard time with the concept of Daniel not being a hallucination.
• “Your underlings will not allow me to leave.”
  
• “So… you want to be my Oma.” Daniel looks so uncomfortable.
  
• “Though a candle burns in my house, there’s nobody home.”
  
• Jack why are you such an asshole? 
• Oh yikes. Acid is not fun.
• huh… acid neutraliser. Didnt know Ba’al had it in him.
• He’s seeing things again… I srsly want to know who the imaginary chick is
• Jack is not a happy camper. #FedUpWithThisShit
• Sam is onto something!
• Yes Teal’c, Sam is suggesting that Kana slept with a girl to get in her master’s bedroom.
• Jonas is so smart. Using his gorgeous brain. :D
• Jack is hallucinating again.
• O-O is Ba’al actually trying to emphasize with Jack… oh, wait, it’s a trap.
• Sam is #done with Mr. Counselors bullshit, and she’s got her boys with her. #SaveJack #RideOrDie 
• Ba’al is so extra.
• This is you fighting chance Jack, take it and run!
  
• Yeah, he’s trying to sleep! But also yay, Jack is home! :) 
• “I always seem to be saying goodbye to you.”
  

secrettunnelyeah:

secrettunnelyeah:

when you’re in the bathroom and you hear your cat destroying everything

why

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